Mythical Tears Spirits

Once upon a time cocktails lost their sparkle. This upset the unicorns, dragons, mermaids, phoenixes and pixies immensely, and they began to weep, blub and cry great rivulets of shimmering tears. Luckily Mythical Tears Spirits, based in London’s East End, were on hand with their “secret emotion-harvesting technology” to capture the iridescent waterworks from these legendary creatures. The glittery elixir was then infused into premium gin, vodka, rum and whisky. Using these fabled spirits, cocktails regained their mojo and we all lived happily ever after.