MYTHICAL TEARS SPIRITS Unicorn Tears Classic Gin Miniature 50ml
- SKU:
- 3346703
- UPC:
- 5060564623324
The unicorns are back but they’re still upset…
No wait a minute. That’s not sadness it’s tears of joy. The original shimmering spirit has returned now with a refined design and an improved recipe. Rejoice.
At present the mood is a joyful one in Unicorn Valley. All the pointy-headed beasts have started welling up and are now sobbing uncontrollably down their pudgy mythical cheeks. It’s like the time we let them watch Titanic all over again. We thought they were sad initially but it turns out unicorns don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio and were happy to see him meet a watery demise. The only difference this time is that now they’re crying rivulets of iridescent gin that’s tastier than ever before. So we’ve been running around furiously trying to capture the flood of sweet emotional elixir.
Scientists tell us that it appears to contain a rare breed of botanicals: Buddha’s Hand (a fragrant citrus that’s quite frankly the most exciting we’ve ever laid eyes on) horned melon (a spiny orange number with a lime-coloured and jelly-like flesh that tastes like a cross between banana passionfruit cucumber and lime) juniper mandarin almond raspberry coriander and pepper. We also asked the scientists why the unicorns cry gin. But they had no idea apparently unicorns are an enigma. All they’d say is that you don’t want to know what comes out of the other end. Suffice to say there’s not a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
Harvey Nichols loves unicorns. We don’t want to see them cry. But we can’t get enough of Unicorn Tears Classic Gin. The flavour the signature iridescent shimmer and that touch of indulgent sweetness are out of this world. Swirl the bottle and marvel at the glittery vortex within. Sip this neat over ice mix it into a one-of-a-kind G&T garnished with orange or use it to create beautiful cocktails the likes of which have never been seen before. Just to clarify no unicorns were harmed in the making of this product they do it unto themselves.
SKU No.: 3346703
Style No.: 849361
Alcohol by volume (ABV): 37.5%
Volume: 50ml
The unicorns are back but they’re still upset…
No wait a minute. That’s not sadness it’s tears of joy. The original shimmering spirit has returned now with a refined design and an improved recipe. Rejoice.
At present the mood is a joyful one in Unicorn Valley. All the pointy-headed beasts have started welling up and are now sobbing uncontrollably down their pudgy mythical cheeks. It’s like the time we let them watch Titanic all over again. We thought they were sad initially but it turns out unicorns don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio and were happy to see him meet a watery demise. The only difference this time is that now they’re crying rivulets of iridescent gin that’s tastier than ever before. So we’ve been running around furiously trying to capture the flood of sweet emotional elixir.
Scientists tell us that it appears to contain a rare breed of botanicals: Buddha’s Hand (a fragrant citrus that’s quite frankly the most exciting we’ve ever laid eyes on) horned melon (a spiny orange number with a lime-coloured and jelly-like flesh that tastes like a cross between banana passionfruit cucumber and lime) juniper mandarin almond raspberry coriander and pepper. We also asked the scientists why the unicorns cry gin. But they had no idea apparently unicorns are an enigma. All they’d say is that you don’t want to know what comes out of the other end. Suffice to say there’s not a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
Harvey Nichols loves unicorns. We don’t want to see them cry. But we can’t get enough of Unicorn Tears Classic Gin. The flavour the signature iridescent shimmer and that touch of indulgent sweetness are out of this world. Swirl the bottle and marvel at the glittery vortex within. Sip this neat over ice mix it into a one-of-a-kind G&T garnished with orange or use it to create beautiful cocktails the likes of which have never been seen before. Just to clarify no unicorns were harmed in the making of this product they do it unto themselves.
SKU No.: 3346703
Style No.: 849361